Pub Quiz?? Never Again...

Never, ever enter a pub quiz! My word i always thought i was quite intelligent...it turns out im really not. What is the meaning of the word SCUBA?? Seriously do these people expect regular Vogue buyers to know these kind of things?? And the food and drink section...really?? Unless you're going to ask me something about Normans menu then just dont bother. Although, i like to think that its the taking part that counts...??! I wish i had read those encyclopedias we used to have when we were kids, maybe i'd have had a small chance of knowing what thr maximun break in snooker was...or maybe they actually wouldnt put that in there! However, i did congratulate myself on knowing the main guy in When Harry Met Sally...Billy Crystal of course! This was an achievement as i have never even seen the movie! Imagine my horror therefore when i was asked to recreate the orgasm scene??? Haha! And i left the latest copy of Vogue at home for this...!It was very funny to see people compete the more and more drunk they got! I was forced to keep my phone in my bag all night to refrain from googling the answers...i felt like a small part of me was missing for those few hours! It was exceptionally good to be reunited with my lifeline and my bible on return home...

Ahhhhh perfect!!!Xxx